Coinstar Poor

The state of being so ridiculously strapped for cash, you're forced with one last option: scrounging for change so you can cash them in. Usually occurs towards the beginning of the week, after blowing your whole paycheck on fast food, booze, strippers and/or illegal drugs over the weekend.

Jake: Hey Dave, Britney and I are going out for sushi. Why don't you bring that chick you were hitting on Saturday night with us? We'll all go together!

Dave: Nah man, Saturday night I spent all my money on pizza and beer. I'm coinstar poor.

by brokeasajoke88 February 2, 2010

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Coinstaring

when you scour the house for coins in order to go to coinstar and exchange your coins for weed money

We are so poor we had to go coinstaring for weed money.

by mwillis March 21, 2010

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coinky dink

a nicer way of saying ‘coincidence’

oh hey! what a coinky dink!

by squirrels on surfboards December 27, 2019

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Coinshine

Originally meant a money grubbing and fiscally unscrupulous individual, but has grown to encompass any kind of unpleasant individual or thing; used to describe an unacceptable state or condition.

V. To con or swindle, to make someone part with their money by the use of ruse and deception. Also used to describe an action that hurts the physical integrity of a thing or individual.

“You’re being a real Coinshine”
“You’re picking me up in that coinshine of a car?”
“I got coinshined out of my paycheck by that man”

“Can you quit coinshining my wall with that hammer?”

by AK Deseret January 29, 2022

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