Hotness Distortion Coefficient

The degree of inaccurate portrayal in the attractiveness of a woman by pictures of them posted online, typically by the said woman or her friends on sites like facebook. Due to the hotness distortion coefficient, a picture could be an inaccurate gauge of how hot a woman is if you have never met the woman in question irl. The decimal approximation for the value of the HDC is ±1.273

EQUATION TO DETERMINE HOTNESS:
Hotness distortion coefficient(face+tits+ass+overall body shape-fat)/5
=predicted attractiveness based on picture

*all values (eg face, tits, etc.) are taken out of the classic scale of 10

by Dr Grammar December 17, 2011

Coefficient of Banter

The general measure of banter in a given area/group/place/person/galaxy/cheese.

"Hey guys look at me swim in this pool of custard!!!"

"That's a high Coefficient of Banter!"

by DRAGON February 13, 2013

Kevin Coefficient

The ratio of the utility gained from something to the skill required to gain said utility. If something is easy and useful, it has a high Kevin Coefficient. If something is more useful, but disproportionally more difficult to use, it has a lower Kevin Coefficient.

In video games, things with a high Kevin coefficient are commonly spammed by noobs, who would rather do mediocre with something easy than learn how to win with something harder.

Bob: We've got a frozen pizza in here, or we could make lasagna...

Kevin: Let's make the pizza, It's easy, and relatively good.
(Thus pizza has a higher Kevin Coefficient than lasagna)
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Landon: You're never going to win using nothing but Pikachu down-B and downsmash.

Kevin: But I'll always get second, and it's way easier than learning to time things with a better character.
(Thus, Pikachu has a very high Kevin Coefficient)

by Reizouko June 15, 2009

IRL Coefficient

Used to refer to pictures of people on social media and dating websites who look drastly different in real life from their picture on the internet. This deception can be acheived by picture editing software (e.g photoshop), and different camera angles to make the person seem more attractive ( or skinnier) on social media and dating sites. The IRL coefficient is generally applied by the viewer to lower the expectations of the attractiveness of the person in the picture. This is the result of catfishing techniques which can be quantified to predict how different a person appears in their profile pic to that IRL

Person 1: Is this Tinder match hot?
Person 2: No bro you have to apply the IRL coefficient, she's at least 2x uglier in real life than she appears on her profile pic.

by hardyboys March 1, 2015

omega coefficient

The propensity a situation has for causing normally docile women to go apeshit and tear their clothes off. It is usually followed by other regrettable behavior on their parts, behavior that is almost always captured by drunken camera photos, and soon becomes the stuff of legend.

The night in Rosarito when a nude Mike was drunkenly attacking his friends in the condo was pretty surreal. But when the chicks there got into the action, taking their clothes off and grappling with each other! Well, it was a night they would never, nor could they ever forget, what with all the pictures floating around. Needless to say, there was a high omega coefficient that night.

by ZChild July 20, 2008

coefficients

Another way of reffering to a womans breasts

"i'd like to analyse her coefficients"

"those are some nice coefficients"

"whats the p value on those coefficients"

by stats guy October 29, 2009

Coefficient of Shit

The amount of pure shit something is composed of, this can be real or metaphorical shit. The largest coefficient every recorded was .89 by a Tuna but that record has recently been broken and is now 1.5, proving everything we thought we knew about percentages to be a lie.

"Yo mang, that gurl ain't nearly as cool as we thought she was"
"Yeah, her coefficient of shit must be around a .9"

by Jujx September 26, 2012