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Godblocking

The act of refusing to have sex because of a religious duty or commitment, commonly seen by hot Catholic Latinas that refuse to put out, but act like sluts. Side effects include blueballs and newly converted atheists.
Ouch dude. That's a hell of a Godblocking.
by MaryGoRound July 9, 2011
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U.A.C.(Unintentional Accidental Cockblocking)

1. When you cockblock but unknowlingly do it

2. To interrupt a private moment or conversation with two people by accident or unintentionally

3.To make up for your accidental cockblocking afterwards you say U.A.C.
Friend:Man you totally ruined me and Jesse's convo,i was about to get her number.Cockblocker!

Friend:My fault U.A.C.(Unintentional Accidental Cockblocking)

Friend: Alright man its cool then
by Sneakermandan July 18, 2010
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cockblocking

Adding a retarded programme on a friend's computer so he sees flying dicks on his screen and his computer is fucking blocked. yeah.. really.
Yuks is a cockblocking legend.
by The Flying Dick November 10, 2009
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cockblocking

The act of publicly inviting someone (typically via social media) to suck your dick and then blocking them, presumably before getting your dick sucked.
Maj Toure is cockblocking up a storm on Twitter today.
by thesilverduke January 4, 2021
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Cogblocking

When technology, machinery, AI or an electronic device of any fashion gets in the way of you scoring or prevents you from advancing sexually or romantically with someone of interest.

Cogblocking essential holds the exact same meaning as cockblocking which normally defines a person who gets in the way or prevents someone from scoring with someone they are attracted to. Cogblocking works the exact same way with the only difference being defined by the fact that it is not a person getting in the way but instead forms of technology.

The word stems from the term Cockblocking and a Cog that would be present within a machine.
Nathan: *Doom scrolling mindlessly through Instagram Reels, suddenly gets a notification from his crush*

Nathan's Crush: "Hey~ Im home alone, my roommate is out for the night. Maybe we could meet up at the movies and finish the night at my place"

Nathan: *Gets Excited and Begins to Type* "Yeah totally (Winky Face), What theater do you wanna go to?"

Nathan clicks send and the message begins to process

After processing for 30 minutes the message fails to send due to connectivity issues

Nathan sends a similar text and is met with the same issue

2 hours after Nathan cant get ahold of his crush he gets a notification from Instagram of a post made by his crush with her and his friend Brandon at the movies together while sharing a bucket of popcorn and a drink with a heart shaped double straw.

Nathan's phone was Cogblocking him.
by Human53 February 9, 2025
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Podblocking

When someone who has an iPod ignores your existence due to the music, video or app they are engaged in.
My kids have been podblocking me all weekend.
by sme3 December 27, 2011
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Cockblocking

Jonathan: “hey asshole, go cockblocking somewhere else, bitch!”
Generic asshole: “no. Also, fuck you, imma steal your girl.”
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