cocomelon

We don't talk about that

Let's cocomelon, guys.

by i hate cocomelon March 1, 2022

Cocomelon

A child's favorite show. It brainwashes or turns all people 7+ to mush, or pushes them to insanity. It is unbearable and kills adult's brain cells one, by one.

"Oh fudge, that kid is playing Cocomelon! RUN BEFORE YOU GO INSANNNNNNNNE!"

by Spidey_Sences15 May 5, 2022

Cocomelon Confederate

When a very young person, typically from the ages of 3-8, is exhibiting racism mannerism.

I just met a Cocomelon Confederate today, people are weird man.

by AirNomad October 19, 2022

Cocomellon

a hot mellon

Your such a cocomellon

by Sunny sundrop November 12, 2020

Cocomelon

Its a melon filled with cocoa trying to defeat Bhushan Kumar but here’s the thing he isnt a melon

Cocomelon is defeating pewdiepie HELP!!!!

by LEGALISE_PIRACY August 5, 2021

Cocofelon

a felon , that a child did or a very stupid person

Richard : A cocofelon
Mrs Hudson : A what??
*points at short kid named Elijah James*
A cocofelon

by chokemeharderdaddy April 27, 2023

Cocomelon

A kids shows that is so shit and has been turned into gif’s, memes and is a shown on Netflix ( stop watching the show, ok)

I hate watching cocomelon

by Uhhhq March 21, 2022