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Cockward Blocked

Being cock blocked because you're associated with the most awkward person in the room, and frankly it creeps out the person you're trying to hook up with.
"I was making some real headway with this girl until Jim came over and cockward blocked me. Idiot started talking about his toenail fungus. Who does that?"
Cockward Blocked by linaloki February 14, 2015
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Cockwarble 

The involuntary pre-ejaculatory movement of the penis immediately preceding orgasm.
As Karen was tonguing my frenulum she felt my cockwarble and got her mouth open just in time.
Cockwarble by Mike Oksuge September 18, 2021

National Cockwarming Day 

National Cockwarming Day by darkypooo September 18, 2022
To make something awkward into a homo situation.
Nevin from federal way washington always makes things cockward with his male coworkers.
cockward by Akustix August 26, 2011

cockfart 

To expell wind from your buttocks while your girlfriend is performing oral sex on you, thus causing her to be disgusted and remove her lips from your member and never touch it again.
Self Explanatory I should say.
cockfart by oli July 8, 2004

cockworth hop

the process of jumping and jumping again to fake the spectacle of flight
man1: my word how ever did you get here before me in my jag
man2: why i did the cockworth hop my boy made great time
Man1: i wish i could do that but i cant get the time ing right
Man2: indeed it is tricky
cockworth hop by frogcloset November 21, 2005