Cockeroni

A penis resembling a pepperoni log, usually redish from the presence of a veneral disease.

That porn star has a cockeroni footer.

by Jesus November 24, 2003

William the Conqueror

As you're about to cum during head tell the girl to stop, start to put your clothes back on then when she least expects it... Jizz in her eye!

Girl friend: I need some help with my history essay

You: ok cool, I'll teach you about william the conqueror.

by cranking it up March 13, 2011

Cockberry Soup

Soup made from a man's penis and berries.

That cockberry soup was sure yummy!

by E.k.b December 17, 2011

Your Most High Imperial Majesty, Vanquisher of Saracens, Bulwark of Christ and Conqueror of Jerusalem / His Most High Imperial Majesty, Vanquisher of Saracens, Bulwark of Christ and Conqueror of Jerusalem

Pronouns used by gay men and closeted trans

"Did you know Joshuas pronouns are Your Most High Imperial Majesty, Vanquisher of Saracens, Bulwark of Christ and Conqueror of Jerusalem / His Most High Imperial Majesty, Vanquisher of Saracens, Bulwark of Christ and Conqueror of Jerusalem"

"Dude... that's slang for closested gay men.. hes gay."

"Dont misgender Your Most High Imperial Majesty, Vanquisher of Saracens, Bulwark of Christ and Conqueror of Jerusalem / His Most High Imperial Majesty, Vanquisher of Saracens, Bulwark of Christ and Conqueror of Jerusalem!"

by ilikecookies22! August 8, 2021

cockferret

one who lacks basic common sense, one of poor intelligence.

Mark is a cockferret.

That guy sure is stupid, what a cockferret.

by PCLawman February 17, 2008

Conqueror's Wipe

When you have to really put some effort into passing a massive shit, and put one foot up on the bath to wipe your arse, having totally dominated the toilet.

After eating a 40oz steak the night before, it took GP half an hour to pass the results, but the Conqueror's Wipe afterwards was totally, totally justified

by Gronksucker March 27, 2019

anal conqueror

A man by the name CAPT.SELLERS who anal conqueror

HEY THERE PRIVATE. BEND OVER AND REACH FOR THE STARS WHILE I GRAB MY FLAG. For im an anal conqueror

by capt conqueror December 20, 2013