Cockscience

A persons guiding ethics in regards to their cock. A persons cockscience stops them from having intercourse with undesirables. However in some cases a persons cockscience does not exist which is the reason the lower class exists.

Terry: I had sex with my sister last night Bill.

Bill: Man. Don't you have a cockscience? Just go and flog the dolphin.

by Morghanistan June 1, 2010

Cocksicle

The act of putting a condom in the freezer before sexual intercourse. Can be either a chilly sensation or disappointing experience; quite possibly both...

Guy 1: Dude your girlfriend is a bitch. You better give her the cocksicle tonight.

Guy 2: I'll think about it. I hope I don't get super shrinkage.

by SK the Legend-ary May 9, 2012

cocksmoked

verb-some girl told me that it means "to get hit by something"....by what, i dont know. i think you can draw your own conclusions.

katie got cocksmoked in the head by a ( gatorade bottle)?

by tdubs May 13, 2005

cockshite

Used as an insult, usually towards males. Can be used to describe a person who is perceived to compromise goals. Constructed from cock and shite.

Note it is not used to imply dirtiness, nor is it related to sexual organs.

"My brother is such a cockshite!"

"She told me off and I wanted to tell her she was a cockshite."

"You just know some cockshite is going to buy it before you get there."

by AndrooUK January 11, 2009

Chief Cocksmoke

1. The ultimate punk-ass motherfucker that you could ever know.

2. The pinnacle of all assholes.

person1: There's that guy at work that's always up the boss's asshole. Keep on walking faggot.

person2: Oh, yeah. Mr. Chief Cocksmoke. That guy is a fuckin' complete douchebag. If I ever catch him staring at me again while I'm at work I'll beat his fucking ass.

by Jack beats Nimble January 31, 2010

Cocksmith

One who excels professionally at giving penis to the female gender.

Lillian- "That guy fucked me well last night, he's a true cocksmith"

by Yung Coop October 24, 2012

cocksmoke

One who "slobs the knob" in a metephorical sense.

That new kid is such a cocksmoke. The only way he got that promotion is by cocksmoking.

by NOTSO September 28, 2005