Cockless Excuse

The suspect excuse that a mate gives you for not going somewhere, or doing something. Named because the real reason for him not going somewhere or doing something is that he is a wimp, and therefore has no penis.

Person 1: 'Have you herd why Alex isn't coming today?'
Person 2: 'No, do tell'
Person 1: 'He's ill, and last night he was "throwing up all through the night"'
Person 2: ' A cockless excuse if i ever herd one'

by Tearrrs m' Nearrrs December 22, 2008

Cowabunga Cockfest

A type of gay orgy where everyone participating is roleplaying Michaelangelo from TMNT. Orange is typically painted around the eyes of each participant either before or during the Cowabunga Cockfest, but not all of these events do this.

Person A: I went to a Cowabunga Cockfest yesterday. Person B: Sir, this is a Bass Pro Shops.

by A SvddenZaz Account December 29, 2021

cockless

Vitale.. One who admits to having no genitals. No cock to be seen. Small guy whos proud of it.

Cockless.. to lack a cock. or lack a functioning one.

by Autum January 16, 2008

cockless

lacking a penis

The cockless man attempted to bone Diana, and failed... horribly.

by John April 8, 2003

cockfleet

Upgraded version of cockboat

Ok motherfucker, the cockfleet is coming to port in your ass.

by madgrad January 24, 2003

Cockfished

When a guy talks about how big his cock is and sends duck pics at a clever angle, making his penis look larger than it is

I had such high expectations from the dick pics. But it was tiny! I got totally cockfished

by Barkerdlr January 11, 2017

cockfest

Cockfest is referred to as a gay male hookup site where you can meet local guys. Cockfest.net

Hey man are you on cockfest?

or

I'm hanging out on cockfest tonight

by drhookup July 30, 2010