Cock fight

When two or more hormonal men face off.

Joe and Bill are having a regular cock fight over Suzy. -or- These office politics have turned into a real cock fight.

by Threve August 11, 2019

Cock Fight

The tension between two or more males when the amount of females is greatly outnumbered by the number of males at a party. Generally occurs when a few females are invited to a sausage fest, and all the guys begin to compete for their attention.

Person 1: Hey, was the party fun last night?
Person 2: Eh, it started out as a sausage fest then turned into a cock fight when Hailey and Deb showed up.

by half_dime June 20, 2011

Briggsy Cockfighting

A depraved sport enjoyed by bohemian arty types. The participants strip off and stand facing each other. On the referee's word they "engage" their genitalia and commence a sickening battle of diseased phalluses. The depraved spectators roar their approval of every thrust and slap, quaffing champagne throughout the contest. The winner is determined after one hour of cockmanship by 3 judges who award points for artistry, scabbiness, and blood-drawing. The winner enjoys a golden shower from all present and gets to bugger the referee's spaniel. The sport was named after Briggsy, the world's greatest arty bender, who invented it whilst celebrating winning the Turner Prize for his sculpture of a gorilla fucking a shark to death.

I'm in the mood for more entertainment after last night's Briggsy Fishing, Cedric.

Me too, Percy. I think its time for some Briggsy Cockfighting.

by des lynam's love-gland August 4, 2009

cock fight

A fight in which two drugged roosters try to kill each other.

Cock fights arefun to watch.

by Anonymous June 23, 2003

cock fight

When two male chickens, cocks, are put together after being mentaly harased by dirty gambling mexicans

"Cock fights are illegal in the USA"

by AzOOmA May 20, 2003

Cockfighting Society

Slang on the Awkward Zombie forums for Pokemon. Coded right into the system that the word Pokemon is automatically changed to Cockfighting Society

Guy:Have you played Cockfighting Society Black or White version yet?

Other Guy:No, I plan to buy one or the other this weekend, and im still playing Cockfighting Society SoulSilver anyway.

by TooMuchToast June 10, 2011

cock fight

When two people play swords with their dicks.

Victory! I have won the cock fight!

by Coo July 16, 2003