cockbreath

one with breath that smells of cock (ie, jo)

'dear lord jo, how long as it been since you brushed your teeth? you have cockbreath'

by God September 22, 2003

cockweed

THE BEST comeback ever. It cannot be beat. Not even by cock juggling thunder cunt.

Trey: you asswipe.
Ashley: stop being a cockweed.
Trey: oh damn, you win.

by Ashley! July 25, 2006

Handy Cocktree

When your feeling lonely or just want to have some fun, grab a hold of a big ole' cock off the handy cocktree. You can do many things such as giving one as a Christmas present.

Hey you wanna get f*#ked tonite? Yeah hold on, let me go get a big ole' cock off my handy cocktree!

by disorca July 19, 2010

cockfeeder

Someone who wasn't breastfed by his mother. He was cockfed by his father.

Cockfeeder: You can't sit at the head of the table. That place is reserved for my dad.

by Stoole July 29, 2017

cockbread

bread that is rolled and baked in the shape of a penis.

i just made a cockbread at the bakery.

by ploppers9 July 18, 2009

cockered

Messing someone up. Hitting someone or something very hard. To defeat someone or something.

Fuck man I just cockered the hell out of Norjons face!

by The cocker February 28, 2014

cockweed

pubic hair, usually used in a derogatory manner

Jeff, I hate you; you're such a cockweed

by Achilleus May 5, 2006