Cockroach 

A cockroach is a disgusting fucking insect that originally came from the deepest, darkest, slimiest, smelliest pits of hell.

They are an abomination!

If you end up seeing even one, JUST one, cockroach crawling around your house, then keep in mind that there are possibly hundreds more hiding inside cracks or walls.

Cockroach by Striker122 May 13, 2010

cockroach 

A scary-ass bug.

You squash one and two more come crawling out of the wall.

cockroach by Luka April 21, 2004

cockagina 

the genital organ on a female who resembles a male

rosie o donell has a cockagina

cockagina by bezeawu November 5, 2009

cockroach delivery 

A common practice seen during Pandemic Life where hole-in-the-wall dive restaurants deliver their regular filthy food, complete with their regular cockroaches, to your door.

Hey you guys, Gino’s has contactless cockroach delivery; lets get us some calzones and pizzas!

cockroach delivery by Dr Bunnygirl May 30, 2020

Cockroach Wife Syndrome 

A form of conditioning which can manifest in teenage boys or adult men, almost always gamers, who interact with women so rarely their primary reference for how a woman looks is fiction, e.g. anime and video game waifus. Due to prolonged masturbation to exclusively fictional women with exaggerated appearances as are commonly featured in hentai and blender porn, they have conditioned themselves to find non-fictional women, or fictional characters who more closely resemble a real human woman, to be unattractive, even ugly. Named after reddit user I-Love-Roach, who conditioned himself to only be attracted to his fictional cockroach wife, Ogtha.

"I just thought the new model they use for Bayonetta was too fat, do I have Cockroach Wife Syndrome?"

Cockroach Wife Syndrome by User133742069 October 15, 2023

carkle cockroach 

A weak person, a coward, but one who survives many ordeals.

That guys a carkle cockroach, he just ran away from the fuzz when they came for him.

carkle cockroach by Funny thing... i don't actually have a name... May 16, 2008

Cockroach 

Why is it called a cockroach? Because its a dick and it flies in your face.

Ahhh its in my face!!!!!
What ?
The cockroach!!!

Cockroach by NotCharne September 28, 2019