cockstain 

1. A cum stain in the shape of a cock.

2. Can also be used as an insult against person of choice.

A man ejaculates all over his cock and then presses it against his partner's skin (or clothing), leaving an imprint in cum that is the shape of his cock. His partner can then let the cockstain dry thoroughly for for a more lasting effect.

cockstain by cockstain January 1, 2009

jolly cockstain 

Someone that is blissfully unaware of how miserably pathetic they truly are.

John Howard is a jolly cockstain. Ignorance is bliss.

jolly cockstain by Kiwi Sam April 2, 2008

Die Cockstand 

verb To die while in the midst of such a great flurry of activity that one's erection remains after death. Commonly used to describe busy activity.

Sergeant: "If you screw up again, I will make sure you do so many push ups that you die cockstand!"

Die Cockstand by sergeant iron May 19, 2010

Russian Cockstain 

When a girl has two shit you fuck her in the ass until your dick is covered in shit then you make her blow you until all the shit is off of your cock.

Billy gave Martha one crazy Russian Cockstain lastnight.

Russian Cockstain by Leopold Burns November 17, 2010

Cockstain 

Stain left by a king-crab or dinosaur

"Did he say cockstain? What the fuck is a cockstain?!"

Cockstain by lolwhatlolroflwoot January 23, 2007

cockstain 

When a chick sits on your cock and leaves a stain behind from her ass.

Jennifer was doing some freaky shit last night and left a cockstain

cockstain by Fizzboker August 23, 2007

cockstain 

A black mans seminal fluids to make easier for foaming at the mouth black women they love it

A proper (cockstain).

cockstain by ramalamb April 26, 2014