Cobs

The creature which creates cob-webs. Commonly mistaken as spiders; Cobs are a similar creature to the spider, ( a cousin to the spider if you will). Spider webs and cob webs are very commonly mistaken for one-another by the vast majority of the population because of close similarity. Cobs are also vary rare, due to environmental changes with in the past 30-40 years; one may hear an elderly person (an individual possibly over the age of 60-65) refer to spider webs as cob webs due to Cobs were more populous during the early 20th century and lurking in many tool sheds, garages, and basements across the country.

Homeowner: "There is nothing but spider webs in the attic, I think my house is infested with spiders."

Orkin Man: "Mrs, those aren't spider webs; those are surely cob-webs. Your house is infested with nearly extinct Cobs."

by BlueAce79 August 9, 2008

Cobbing

Using Corn on the cob as sexual toy on girl, then after her climax, he eats it.

that girl is down for some good Cobbing!

by Cobber for life April 3, 2011

Cob On It

Synonym of the phrase “send it”. To do without regard of consequence or outcome.

Friend “Why are you speeding towards that ramp?”

Me “Sometimes you just have to cob on it.”

by 5.9 Magnum V8 October 22, 2018

Cob

A slang word to define a stiff penis, referencing a cob of corn

Joel: bro Ever since I sucked that girls tits I’ve had a throbbing cob dude!
Landon: yeah dog I can see it, that shits about to rip your pants!
boner hard-on stiffy

by Joelyrolleypolleyolley January 17, 2018

cob

The cardboard tube at the center of the toilet paper roll. The word is possibly derived from the folk custom of wiping one's ass on corn husks or corn cobs, though it is uncommon to perform this operation with a cardboard cob.

My kid needed cardboard tubes for her school craft project, so we used the cobs from our toilet paper rolls.

by Mr. Weebitzy December 7, 2013

Cobbed

To get cobbed is to be smooth talked into having a penis inserted into you anus as its a good idea, only to realize when it's in your actually getting shafted by the man.

Damn eBay just cobbed the hell out of me, with there price increase.

by Captain Spanky July 20, 2006

COB

A shortened version of the metal band "Children Of Bodom".

I bought a new COB shirt.

by Sezril February 21, 2004