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pour the cobs on

According to A Way With Words, a podcast on PBS, cobs has sometimes been used to define a small or hard object such as testicles. When using the exclamation it can also mean “give it a little extra juice”, or “give it a little more testicular fortitude

42:25, Pants on Fire, 16 October 2017
As the timer was running low and the home team was down by 1 point, a fan yelled “pour the cobs on”.

As Jill approached climax, in order to get her partner to increase intensity she yelled, “pour the cobs on!”

Instead of his friend consoling him, jacks friend told him to “pour the cobs” on and get over his ex.
by Heyystolleyy October 20, 2017
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Cobson

Formerly just a 'jak based on a character from The Lawnmower Man, Cobson is an extremely controversial 'jak. Starting out as an ordinary jak, Cobson soon gained a following who considered him a "god tier wojack". Notable for having stolen the 10,000,000 get on /s4s/. However, Cobson started to be associated with BBC spam, which he has become known for, likely due to astroturfing. Later, MAPson also emerged with numerous edits of Cobson portrayed as a MAP were shilled, and is associated with 'p spam. Due to this, many people vehemently dislike Cobson since these edits have become more popular than normal Cobson. There still are rare Cobson gems such as the Cobtable, but BBCson and MAPson have arguably overshadowed them.
Person 1: Cobson is a god tier wojack!
Person 2: Coalson albeit, HWNBAG
by swedishwin September 21, 2022
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CobStand

The place where everyone makes cob jokes and everyone names have cob in their name. To find the source of the cob town visit PigStand.
The CobStand is a place to hangout with people.
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cobsot

18th Century slur against Northerners.
"Out of my drawing room, you vile cobsot!"
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Cobstipation

Cobstipation is when one eats too much corn on the cob which results in a back up storage of corn in the gut, resulting in a constant supply of corn in faeces.

Also see cobstipated.
“I love eating corn but I have eaten way too much and corn is constantly in the poo. I am suffering from cobstipation.”
by Thecornwhisperers_RyanLiraKym December 25, 2018
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cobscottle

A cobscottle is a device of wood or wire and cloth that is used to frighten horses.
He pulled out a cobscottle and their horses stampeded.
by Gludge November 13, 2011
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Cobswallow

A very old or decrepit vagina usually contains cobwebs and feels like sandpaper, Usually possessed by mothers who are 40 and over.
Yo, i walked in on your mom in the bathroom and she has a cobswallow...
by Poonanisrock October 13, 2009
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