cobbling

Another term for masterbating

My mom walked in on me cobbling.

by My name is bubbles May 31, 2016

Cobbling

The act of eating a fruit-filled pastry of the circular variety out of the booty-hole of another person for sexual pleasure.

I was cobbling that bitch so hard last night, I'm going to have to see the dentist tomorrow.

by arabidsquirrel October 26, 2019

cokeling

Tiny cocaine addict

Is she a cokeling , cause she looks wacky as heck!

by Yungbludlife04 February 6, 2020

Cowelling

When the outline of a Gentleman's Junk can be seen through his trousers, almost vacuum packed.

Cowelling usually occurs when one undertakes the style of trouser wearing pioneered by pop-presario Simon Cowell.

His spandex trousers were unreal, the cowelling really frighted the ladies off.

by ITsMe_yawD December 7, 2010

Cowbelling

When your shirt is tight enough to stretch up and show your belly

This really small shirt is cowbelling me to look like Daisy Duke.

by ChinoDL February 14, 2021

chelqing

An act of cock and ball torture. Chelqing is the process of growing your pubes out long enough to tie around the tip of the flacid penis. Once an erection begins the pubes pull on the tip to reshape the trajectory of the boner.

Shawn keeps chelqing, he seems like he’s in a lot of pain but kind of likes it??

by FudgeNug March 30, 2024

Chelqing

When you pour milk into your foreskin, tie it up and wait until it becomes cheese.

Person 1: What's that smell...
Person 2: It's my knob, I've been chelqing.

by TheRealBigPoo July 10, 2024