"Dood, let's grab some pork 'carnitas' boo-ree-toes (burritos) and a 'seis' (sixer) of cold Dos Equis. It's 'Swine-co de Mayo'!!!
by Mnr Bnr May 5, 2009
Get the Swine-co de Mayo mug.C.o.D-Reality Separation Disorder (CRSD) is when you make references to the video game Call of Duty in real life.
Symptoms are:
1. At work, you open your bosses briefcase for five seconds, close it, and throw it out the window saying "Bomb defused"
2. When you come home and your dog jumps on you, you instantly snap it's neck.
3. When you hear a siren you yell "TACTICAL NUKE!!! IT'S ALL OVER!!!
4.Whenever you hear a helicopter, you dive under a table and yell "Chopper Gunner!!! I'M FUCKED!!!"
5.You attach a GPS to your little brothers Nerf gun and start searching for enemies.
6. When your friend slips and falls, you run over and take his wallet because you have "Scavenger Pro"
Symptoms are:
1. At work, you open your bosses briefcase for five seconds, close it, and throw it out the window saying "Bomb defused"
2. When you come home and your dog jumps on you, you instantly snap it's neck.
3. When you hear a siren you yell "TACTICAL NUKE!!! IT'S ALL OVER!!!
4.Whenever you hear a helicopter, you dive under a table and yell "Chopper Gunner!!! I'M FUCKED!!!"
5.You attach a GPS to your little brothers Nerf gun and start searching for enemies.
6. When your friend slips and falls, you run over and take his wallet because you have "Scavenger Pro"
Guy 1: "What's with that guy with the Nerf gun screaming at that helicopter?"
Guy 2: " Ignore him. He has C.o.D-Reality Separation Disorder"
Guy 2: " Ignore him. He has C.o.D-Reality Separation Disorder"
by Gaming-Rocker101 May 7, 2011
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"playing C.O.D. and scratching my balls for the next 6 hours, which makes me totally cool, and YOU SUCK!!!111`! kthxbye"
by chicken choker May 29, 2005
Get the C.O.D. mug.The practice of having two dates in close proximity without either of the knowing the existence of the other
Tonight im going to be tired because im having co dates one for dinner and one for a drink in the bar next door. I willl them i have stomach problems so i can move from one to the other
by JAJBP July 6, 2017
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Any person or thing that keeps you or someone else from playing countless hours of Call of Duty online.
Any person or thing that keeps you or someone else from playing countless hours of Call of Duty online.
Example:
T: Dude, you said you were going to get online and play some Call of Duty with me! These insurgents are going to kill themselves. What's the deal?
K: Sorry dude, I was, really. It's just my girl-friend, she's all "you need to spend some time with me." and crap. I just can't do it right now.
T: What?! She's being like that? Dude she's a total C.O.D. blocker!
T: Dude, you said you were going to get online and play some Call of Duty with me! These insurgents are going to kill themselves. What's the deal?
K: Sorry dude, I was, really. It's just my girl-friend, she's all "you need to spend some time with me." and crap. I just can't do it right now.
T: What?! She's being like that? Dude she's a total C.O.D. blocker!
by Almost Dangerous February 8, 2010
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As the name suggests, this action can be most effectively performed as follows.
In the duration of hammering a hoe from the behind, a few moments before the bitch has her orgasm, you pull your wang clean out, zip up your pants and without a word, just casually walk out of the room or cubicle.
As the name suggests, this action can be most effectively performed as follows.
In the duration of hammering a hoe from the behind, a few moments before the bitch has her orgasm, you pull your wang clean out, zip up your pants and without a word, just casually walk out of the room or cubicle.
Hoe: Last night was the worst night ever!!
Hoe2: Why? What happened?
Hoe: This guy was giving me a good time and just before i came, hejust pulled out and left!!
Hoe2: Omg, rofl you fell victim to an a.c.o.d. attack lmao!!
Hoe2: Why? What happened?
Hoe: This guy was giving me a good time and just before i came, hejust pulled out and left!!
Hoe2: Omg, rofl you fell victim to an a.c.o.d. attack lmao!!
by sharnam August 17, 2006
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can also be the actual man himself
can also be the actual man himself
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