Clumping

the act of cumming on ones hand then slapping someone with the cum hand.

"what are you doin g?!??!"..."jacking off get out!"...."whats in your hand???""....*Clump!!!!*.. (the action of clumping)

by FunnyWhileClumping March 7, 2012

Clumping

The act of "humping" in a "clump" of trees. Can be used in a broader sense to embody all acts of alfresco activities.

Me n the Misses went Clumping today

by Hesteroy1902 May 13, 2011

Clump

The act of hitting someone

If that chief don't show up with my money he's gonna get a clump in da face ya know

by sy662 February 2, 2009

Clumping

The act of dehydrating ones self before masturbation/intercourse, in order for your sperm to look like cottage cheese

Dude 1: Tom's mom told me the other day she was lactose intolerant but she loves cottage cheese.

Dude 2: So?

Dude 1: So I decided to give her a good clumping.

Dude 2: Gross!

by CommoDick September 12, 2011

clumped

The result of a errant facial where semem beads are stuck in the girls hair creating a clump.

I was going for a money shot but I guess my aim must have been off, boy did that girl get clumped.

by Brendan C., Jeffrey S. May 17, 2007

clump

The act of clinging and humping at the same time.

When I see Maxi, I'm going to clump him

by Anonymous July 29, 2003

clump

To fill cover or fill with jizz.

i got crazy after that porno and clumped my car.

i totally clumped her face both ways.

she got clumped from the neck down.

i cant believe i clumped the entire fish tank

by Kirkdog and Jizzmaster May 22, 2010