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Clum

1. Clumato juice - it is not just for Mexicans anymore.
2. After I fingered her, it was ideal, because she clummed on my penis.
3. I took a birdbath to get the clum off.
by rhetttt May 14, 2016
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clum bum

An abbreviated set of words to describe a clumsy bum.
Guy 1: Tiffany always stubs her toe on things when she walks around the house.
Guy 2: I know right, she's such a clum bum.
by redrobinyum562 August 13, 2017
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clum baby

When it came to busting a nut, Peter had always been shamed by his inability to shoot a wad with any force behind it. No matter how hard he flogged his hog, his tiny little clum baby always ended up spattering the toes of his loafers.
by Janny January 13, 2006
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Clum Baby

an extremely large pile of semen on the small of a womans back. at least 2 to 3 shot glasses worth of semen.
I left a clum baby on Jills back!
by Ryan LaFrance April 2, 2008
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Clum

Clum = Clown cum
I love Pennywise fanfictions, I just wan him to clum on me
by NuclearKärring December 2, 2017
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i clum

A combination of the words “Claim”, and “Cum”,
Commonly used in self hypnosis affirmations to affirm your new, altered mindset, as a calming, orgasmic gesture of acceptance of your present being.

Write “I CLUM” to affirm.
“I accept this gesture, and I clum this affirmation.
by The real jesus christ (real) January 2, 2024
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Clum society

A cult of over 500 members that destroys property such as trees and other small but somewhat significant objects. They are very non-secretive, and they're high ranking members include their leader Banarnar the Banarnar and the members Cheeto the Cheto the Banarnar, as well as General Choomba Gunter the Third the Banarnarnarnarnar, and the leader's second in command Crumb.
The clum society then destroyed the Ohio Bedrock Tree.
by Banarnar the Banarnar December 3, 2023
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