Cluedo

When in the morning after houseparty you find your friend in the middle of the living room laying on the floor with his ass up in the air and a destroyed butthole. Then you have to discover who murdered his asshole like a game of Cluedo.

Damn, looks like someone buried his dick in Kevin's ass. Discover who did it will be like a game of Cluedo.

by Dabutex June 2, 2020

cluelessality

it is being in the reality of the realization that you are clueless

Jumping in the middle of a discussion, her cluelessality on the topic was overwhelming

by mymint87 January 11, 2011

Cludge

The mixture of semen and fecal matter - "cum-sludge", if you will.

Man - Spooky really got himself CLUDGED OUT LAST NIGHT BY THAT PACK OF WILDLINGS DIDN'T HE?!

by realtimecrease June 4, 2022

Cludgie

Scots noun for the English word 'toilet'

"Where's yir cludgie, I'm in dire need o a steamer!"

by Steb December 30, 2005

cluebat

A metaphorical bat used to 'beat some sense into' someone who is blatantly stupid

some guy just tried to install 'crack_hotmail_passwords.exe' and he wonders why his machine is full of crap. someone needs to beat him with a cluebat.

by lee August 7, 2003

cluek clack

One who is crippled and walks on crutches

"OH NO! Here he comes" *Cluek Clack* *Clueck Clack*

by N-wordluv3rsun1ght September 17, 2019

Clit Clueless

Men (and women) who are clueless to the powers of the clit-thus mostly ignoring it altogether.

Jane: was he good in bed? Did you cum?

Jill: cum? I wish! He's clit clueless. He somehow really thinks I'm cumming JUST BECAUSE he's fucking me. Damn it! Clit clueless! And I'm too old to be teaching men about clits. That's why I have a vibrator.

by jaggerbush January 28, 2007