Confused Clucker

An act in which you insert a chicken egg inside a woman's vagina, allowing it to incubate until it, with any luck, hatches.

Mr. Davidson gave Suzie the Confused Clucker as an extra credit project. I heard he was fired.

by Frank West August 28, 2006

clucker

Is a person with a drug problem that trades stolen or his/her personal things for drugs.

Hey clucker, how much dope did u get for laptop?

by Rockodog May 30, 2006

chuckers

A pair of half-boots: Boots that do not have cuffs. Ones that you will chuck away shortly after a snowfall.

After careful consideration, the man decided NOT to chuck away his Timberland chuckers because the $120 dollar price-tag haunted him.

by sux0r September 24, 2003

muff clunkers

Little balls of turds that sticks to your ass hair.

My muff clunkers are leaving some mad skid marks in my underpants.

by Molly and Erin February 23, 2005

knacker clackers

A slang term to describe two homosexual men. Derived from the sound made if two blokes could do each other at the same time, thus making their knackers (balls) "clack" against each other.

Julian and his boyfriend Richard were trying a new position that would enable them to shaft each other at the same time when their knackers started clacking. Their friend Steve, watching, cried "What a pair of knacker clackers!"

by Wayne Rooney April 26, 2007

clucker

A drug addicted female who hangs around drug users looking for a free hand out. One who scrapes the carpet looking for any rocks or crystals that someone might have dropped.

That stupid clucker is always hanging around acting nice waiting for someone to offer her a hit.

Look at that clucker on all 4's with head down to the carpet looking for dope scraps. She's clucking away.

by Beezy March 31, 2005

Clunkers

Clunkers are Boots or shoes that are too large for the persons foot and they essentially clunk when a step is taken. If your toes are and inch away from the toe of the shoe/boot then you are basically wearing Clunkers.

'She tripped over her clunkers because they were too big'
1 'why'd you get shoes too big for your feet?'
2 'There clunkers, i needed big shoes i can walk through mud with. And the Clunkers i don't care about getting dirty.'
1 'That's stupid'
2 'Thank you'

by Nymbal Seu January 3, 2010