clonesexual

When you find clone troopers from star wars very very hot

Oh Jerry came out as clonesexual so now he's being called gay

by BryannaLoren December 21, 2023

clomosexual

Classical Definition: n. A person who develop a personal, and even a deeply fulfilling, relationship with a favourite article of clothing with which you develop a personal, and even a deeply fulfilling, relationship.

True Definition: n. A person who is so lonely but also fucked in the head that fancies themselves more than their preferred gender of sexual partners.
And will always be up for bukake as long as their clothes aren't ruined.

fUKiN GuY1:: Yo Dawg, $He Got $O VexeDD WeNNN Ah Wnt aWnn hUr Bra.

BLaZeD GUy2: BIatcHH Iz $uM $ORt O''' ClomoseXuAl. $houlDa ExPecTeD It JUs $IttiN ThUh YN hUr brA.

fUKiN guy1:: NAh,,,, Mah MUm'$ Nwt Diggggg Dat. $hE WeRE $hoWerin At DA tYm.

by Allahn November 29, 2013

Colesexual

A man/woman who is attracted by a hot guy named cole

I'm such a colesexual.

by Yourdadhahalolol March 17, 2021

chloesexual

Attracted to brown haired woman called Chloe.

woah! Chloe is so hot I’m definitely turning chloesexual!! Who cares about her boyfriend dachi?

by xet! March 20, 2022

Claresexual

(adj./noun)

1. A person who finds themselves hopelessly, exclusively, obsessed with someone named Clare.

2. Symptoms may include uncontrollable smiling upon sighting of Clare, a sudden craving for marriage and the belief that all humans pale in comparison

3. Often described as a terminal condition, with no known cure and no desire for such.

“What are your pronouns”
“Oh I’m full blown Claresexual”

by Owaliver September 7, 2025

conesexual

The sexual attraction towards cones, most predominantly towards traffic cones.

"What is she doing to that cone?" "Oh she is conesexual."

by harpy_dude September 26, 2025