closure

the final step in the grieving process; figurative 'scar tissue'

After all these years of crying over Tim, i still havent found closure.

by DUH May 18, 2004

e-closure

the act of gaining emotional finality by sharing a story of a breakup with the world, via the internet.

Johnny was tired of pining over his ex-girlfriend from 8 years ago, so instead of hanging himself in the barn or torching his old love letters, he sent them to a website, and got some e-closure.

by charles + dwayne December 17, 2005

king closer

A person that excels at sales and closing deals. To have superior ability to close someone "this term was coined for sales associates" To be able to control a conversation or phone call and get the end result accomplished. This term is given to the cream of the crop in sales and typically reffers to the best of the best in sales.

Example 1.) That Michael D. Jackson is sure a king closer, he called that Potential Customer and had his credit card # in 5 minutes.

Example 2.) Out of all of the Associates at AST, Mike jackson is a king among the closers for the company

Example 3.) The scent that is put off as Michael D Jackson chokes them with his huge closers brass balls.

by Beto Paredes May 20, 2008

closerly

Even more closely. Closely is when you are close to someone or something. e.g. watching something closely or being closely related to somebody.

The cop monitored the gang hideout closely, but he was monitoring the crack den closerly.

by MichaelToTheJ May 10, 2008

Door Closer

Somebody who closes doors after going to the toilet/bathroom, meaning that somebody approaching the door doesn't know if there's anyone in there or not.

Guy 1: You met that new guy Richard?
Guy 2: Yeah dude I hate that fucking bitch! He is such a door closer
Guy 1: Equitable testimony brothatrucka
Guy 3: What does he do in there that he feels the need to hide

by Blargle Margle January 24, 2011

Closer by Kings Of Leon

A good song to listen to when engaging in sexual activity. Was also featured on Twilight.

Dude 1: "man I'm gonna bang Amanda tonight, but I need a song to play when we do it!"

Dude 2: "dude... Closer by Kings Of Leon"

by gingagilly February 18, 2013

closure of the lincoln tunnel

When a man leaves his cock in a woman’s vagina motionless for an extended period of time, thus closing the tunnel and forcing traffic to be redirected to the rear. Schmitt has a plush area designed for this position in season 3 episode 15 of New Girl

“Have you heard of the closure of the Lincoln tunnel? They’re talking about it on New Girl.”
“Of course, here’s an excellent Urban Dictionary definition”
“Ooh, now I get it.”

by Footlongsub February 28, 2021