Chodeface

When somebody is so ugly, that their face (nose) resembles short, wide penis.

Person A: Did you hear that Ana got face surgery?

Person B: Nah man thats bullshit, she just made herself a chodeface!!!!11!

by WeedSoaker November 30, 2021

clownfaced

When you are drunk to the point of acting like a clown, also when you are drunk your cheeks often turn red like a clown.

Bro, I was so clownfaced last night i couldn't tie my shoe.

by Matt Rumley December 22, 2008

Clownface

The act of eating out a female while she has her period.

After I went clownface my girlfriend wiped the blood off my face with a wet washcloth.

by Joey Sauce February 4, 2010

Celtic Crossface

The act of slapping someone across the face with a handful of your semen. Variations include the Double Celtic Crossface, the Reverse Celtic Crossface, the Celtic Crossface Bitch Slap, the Celtic Uppercut, and the Celtic Gumbo Crossface, among others.

The Celtic Crossface Tom delivered sounded like a shotgun blast, and left a red hand print on Dana's cheek for three days!

by he7879 May 24, 2011

close face

When a dude is looking over your shoulder at your computer screen with their face way too close to yours.

A sign of repressed homosexuality.

I was just trying to enjoy a youtube vid, but my roommate crept up behind me and pulled a close face.

by Midwooood August 10, 2010

coneface

1. A dog, bird, or Bilso with a plastic cone on their face.
2. Someone who is so stupid that its like their brains are squeezed into the upper part of a cone.

1. Hey, look at that coneface!
2. Man, you da real coneface, bro!

by Garrison Cageface December 28, 2005

clockface

A derogitary term used to describe persons of oriental descent, alluding to a round face and slanted eyes.

Look at that clockface eating noodles.

by Fletch82 April 30, 2016