cloov

Cloov is for when the levels of 'trust' (trust: meaning when someone does something that they always do and it's like they've stereotyped it e.g. look Tara is wearing navy, omg what a trust she wears it all the time!) are really high and trust just becomes an understatement. So you can use cloov when trust levels are paramount and abundant, by saying cloov levels through the roof.

1. "Macy look at Tara! I can't believe her whole outfits navy and she even has a matching navy ribbon!"

"Such a cloov!"
2. "Martin is so obsessed with speculative fiction he abbreviates it to spec fic"

"Oh my god cloov levels through the roof!"
3. "Karly got a+ again, what a cloov."

by the popular fratboy January 8, 2016

Cloomp

A term used to label alpha males who are also prominent members of American gangs/ and or Italian mafias.

Look at his stature, he’s gotta be a Big Cloomp!

by Yung poopy June 8, 2021

Cloop

A slimy, gooey or sticky substance, similar to gloop or goop.

My hands are covered in cloop!

by Cat-thulhu April 2, 2022

Bearded Clooney

An man with a large bush getting deep oral pleasure so far that it appears the woman giving the oral pleasure has a beard as thick as George Clooney in Syriana.

I looked down and realized I was so deep, she looked like a Bearded Clooney.

by gclooney May 26, 2009

iron clooch

The one school thot that has all the STD’s but is still snatching bodies.

“Oh my god, Tabatha is such an iron clooch.”

by The big chungle March 7, 2019

Cloot

A Scottish term for a cloth, rag, or piece of clothing.
Where I grew up this was generally used to describe a damp dishcloth.
It is also where a clootie dumpling (a traditional Scottish fruit dumpling made by tying the ingredients up in a cloth and boiling them) gets its name.

Here lad, how did ye get so manky! I telt you no to bury yer hale heed in the puddin, away grab a cloot from the sink and wipe yer puss afore the dug does it for ye

by ram5ay March 16, 2011

choofmonster

One who dominates a bong or joint while in company; failure to share marijuana. Smoking in front of others without sharing.

Derivation of choof.

Sebastian: Hey, John! Give me some of that ganja - stop being such a choofmonster!

by Googles January 3, 2004