Clitdick

Clitdick or lesser used clitcock is a term created for men with the erect penis size of that of an erect clitoris.

A "clitdick" can be identified on city streets, open country roads or even mud puddles by driving a ridiculously over sized pick-up truck such as a "lifted" Ford F150 with monster truck "muddin" tires, a set of "truck nuts" and a Jesus fish or a "what would Jesus do?" sticker on the tailgate.

A traveling vehicle game called "clitdick!" can also be played with the same rules as "slug-bug!" (when you see a VW Beetle) or "rubber ducky!" (when you see a yellow vehicle) you get to knock the shit out of your buddy upon sight of target vehicles.

"Dude! Look at that redneck driving that ridiculously big ass truck! You KNOW he's got a clitdick!!

Or...

"Hey bro look over there at the stoplight... CLITDICK!" (exuberantly knocks the shit out of his buddy)

by Warpath666 October 20, 2016

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Cliterdick

When your dick is so small it looks like a cliterus

Man, he's got a cliterdick

by Tacobender September 10, 2012

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clitterdick

Sometimes, usually when drinking, your dick becomes encapsulated with clittoral material. Then, upon having such a "clit-dick", if you will, you then proceed to have anal sex with wild gay people and end up with glitter upon your member. Thus, "Clitterdick".

I got totally WASTED on Tequila and Advil, went to fourteen gay bars, a lesbian bar, and a ranch, and eneded up with "Clitterdick"!! And I'm never going back to "original" dick!!

by RC (bitch) July 31, 2006

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