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clarted

kiss or slap

slap

go on then

omg you clarted my jaw off
by iltass September 24, 2022
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clarted

clarted can mean blocked, covered, congested or just too much of something.
The Motorway was all clarted up after Junction 31 because of an accident.

The tube on his hearing aid was clarted up with earwax.
by Puffsleeves July 7, 2023
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Clarted

Jawad and Nidhish lives always get clarted, no matter what they do, even in situations when it is not possible to get clarted. Their lives have been completely ruined because of this, which led them to their downfall.
by janid November 21, 2024
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J Clarked

the act of someone liking every status and picture you post on facebook so you're notifications are flooded by likes from a certain person.
I just logged on after work and I had 83 notifications. I think I've been J Clarked again.
by tie dyed heart March 15, 2013
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clartide

to act in an "unsafe" manner, which results in aggrevating people around you.
"u iz bein clartide fo shizzle by shagging my bird!" OR "dat iz fukin clartide."
by Sam 'Safeton' Etherton December 9, 2004
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Clarked one up

To commit a humiliating error that only someone of the Clark lineage would do. Usually used in a work context.
"Dude when you spoke up in the meeting, you really Clarked one up. I hope you don't get fired."
by JackBauer84 January 13, 2013
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Jordy Clarked

To get absolutely shit faced drinkin piss. Popular methods include vodka or draught
Oi boys you goin out tonight?
Yea cunt, plan on gettin Jordy Clarked
by Whats_his_face July 29, 2016
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