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Clarking it 

To successfully thrust a person 5 or more times without being caught whilst they are bending over.
Man! you should have seen me in the shoe shop earlier I was Clarking it!!
Clarking it by Jason Duffy April 24, 2008

clarking it 

the act of vomitting on a colleagues face, and in their pitcher, while at an indoor social gathering
Ian: DUDE did you just see Lindsay Lohan clarking it on Robbies face and in his pitcher, the bouncers are pissed

grace clarking

when one fingers themself under a school desk during class with people in the class and class is going on
yo did you see (name) in class today?
yeah bro she was totally grace clarking it
what a weirdo

lewis and clarking 

Where two people pose for a picture to imitate the Lewis and Clark Historic Trail signs where one person is pointing while the other looks on. Usually done at a point along their historic trail.
Look at those two Lewis and Clarking, recreating history!

Jem Clarking 

To romance a girl with lots of attention and effort so that the girl will then leave her boyfriend so that you can have as much toe and bottom sex as you want
Bob ‘I’m going to do some Jem Clarking here’
Eggy ‘Go on my son

lewis and clarking 

A game played by two people that involves the 'exploration' of each others bodies. Game is usually played by using hands, and on occasion, tongues but once you cross into the danger zone, its no longer lewis and clarking, then its officially a hook-up.
Girl one: Omgshhhh last night was amazing!!!
Friend: So did you guys hook up??
Girl one: No, but there was definitely some lewis and clarking going on ;D