Claptrap

The act of eating a girl out while she is sitting on your face. Then before she is about to climax you bite her vagina folds and rip them from her body so that they are loose and trapped inside of your mouth.

My friend (Alexis) came over last night and I claptrapped her.

by UnwaryFour001 October 27, 2014

craporation

A crapitalistic entity that pretends to be a person, so it can crap all over the democratic system with it's bribery (which it and the Obscene Court five call "speech").

Monsanto and craporations like it plead the fifth to avoid warning the public about the criminal side effects of their products. They deserve crapital punishment.

by 60srad May 18, 2010

Claptrap

Vagina infected with Gonorrhea

Dont stick your dick in that runny claptrap.

by Clauzilla May 21, 2016

Claptrap

When ur pals know you tf out by clapping you right in the noggin then whilst youre passed out they get a prossy with clap to transmit it too them and now theyre trapped with clap.

friend 1: "oh billy got hit with the claptrap"
friend 2: "poor guy"

by SYM claptrap May 30, 2019

Claptrap

The most annoying full of himself retarded robot that every rolled on to Pandora. He cant even Clap his own trap and shut up.

Wow Claptrap is here can we shut his annoying voice up!!!?

by Claptrap sucks February 8, 2021

Claperatus

A word used to confuse men who cannot find the clit.

"Oh yeah steve, right on my claperatus!"

by Billius Pest November 25, 2021

Claptrap

2 Possible meanings:

1. slang for someone with shit talk or just really annoying chat
2. that one robot from borderlands that no one likes

Guy 1: "hey quit it with the Claptrap!"

Guy 2: "THIS ISN'T BORDERLANDS"

by This is the man September 30, 2023