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thanksgiving clap back 

Comebacks for when your family is interrogating you during holiday get togethers
Aunt: "Shouldn't you be outside with the kids?"
Me: "Shouldn't you be raising yours?"...THANKSGIVING CLAP BACK

Aunt: "When are you going to get a real job?"
Me: " When are you going to get some real eyebrows?"...THANKSGIVING CLAP BACK

The Clap Back 

The moment while running naked and your thighs collide and adhere to one another. This feels like the world's strongest velcro bringing your nude stride to an abrupt stop.

This is a collision that causes thunder, friction, chaos, and disorientation. This collision will make it seem like your thighs have started a civil war in am attempt to assassinate you with "Death By Stairs".
I have reached a new level of fat. I was running up the stairs with no clothes on. My thighs caught each other and almost tripped me. It wasn't a clap, the bitches straight tried to murder me. It was "The Clap Back"!

back clap 

when you are pounding a fat chick in the butt/from behind and her fat proceeds to make the clap sound
I was pounding Moisha's fat ass so hard last night that I made her "back clap".

s. m. c. back-clap

Stands for Simultaneous Mutual Companionable back-clap, and is used to describe the warmly-affable gesture that two super-sociable best friends (usually two cool dudes, but hot chicks occasionally share one, too, or a guy and a sturdy-figured cutie) perform to signify an agreement, encourage each other to begin a boring/difficult/disgusting task, start off on a stroll together, etc. It simply involves exchanging a huge beaming ear-to-ear grin, then putting an arm around each other's shoulders and landing a good-natured thump on the back to indicate their hearty positive feelings and congratulatory appreciation for each other.
Freckle-faced southern tomboy: Ah always loves to help da local farmer-boys wif their chores and play volleyball wif dem, and my fahvorite part is the s. m. c. back-claps dat dey always smilingly gives me throughout the day... makes a gal feel purrty and appreciated!
s. m. c. back-clap by QuacksO March 8, 2017

clapback 

basically a comeback, most likely pumped with attitude, sass and or shade.
he called her ratchet! you should have heard the clapback oh jesus.
clapback by kwb August 19, 2013

clapback 

A dumb-assed replacement phrase for the word-phrase "comeback", which, in normal people English, means "retort".
It makes no sense since "clap" is a word that doesn't represent anything having to do with the meaning of the intention behind the phrase, and meaning something completely different.
In fact, you could replace the verb aspect of this word-phrase with almost any verb, such as:

Fartback
Pushback
Suckback
Blowback
Pickleback
Sayback

and the dumb-assedness of the phrase stays the same, since the focus isn't on it's etymology, but the intention of meaning that the speaker has. The reason that this is dumb is because words mean things and, now, we're arriving at a place where any word can mean anything. This, of course, will inevitably lead to the world simply "barking" at each other like dogs would since, in the future, all we'll need to do is make noises at each other to get our points across since no specific word holds any intrinsic meaning anymore.
Steve: "I was watching YouTube videos and I hear them continue using the word "Clapback", but I can't understand what they mean. The meaning just sounds like "comeback" to me."

Andy: "Yep. You're right Steve. That's pretty much all it means."

Steve: "But we already had a word to describe that. Why would people want to make up another one?"

Andy: "To quote the band The Refreshments' song 'Banditos', "Everybody knows that the world is full of stupid people."
clapback by My Diction is Reckless December 6, 2017