craptastic

Fantastically crappy. Something or some situation so crappy that it is barely to be believed. Akin to calling something "fantastic" in a sarcastic voice.

I went to a concert last night, and the motherfucking, craptastic audience made so much goddamned noise that I couldn't hear the music.

by snora December 2, 2009

craptastic

When something both sucks and blows; when "fantastic" just can't be said ironically enough; when you're tired of saying, "That's just fucking great"; when you're tired of people saying you're too pessimistic for saying everything's crap so you pep things up with something that at least sounds more optimistic

Some person you dislike gets something you think you deserve: "That's craptastic!"
Or: "Have you seen the new reality TV show? Man, it's totally craptastic!"

by Your Great Books Teacher October 2, 2004

Flantastic

When something is so amazing, that it rivals the consistency of Flan. In theory.

Lee: Dude, this essay is totally...totally...I can't think of a word!!!!!!!

Kerry: Flantastic.

Lee: Flantastic???

Kerry: Yes.

Lee: What!?!?! That doesn't make sense!

Kerry: It does if you have a 12th level intellect. Do you?

Lee: ...no, I don't know what that is.

Kerry: Then you don't have it, so shut up.

by Staff Sergeant Kerry Hicks November 6, 2007

cuntastic

being extremely bitchy or cuntlike. unpleasant to the extreme

man that girl's such a bitch. she's cuntastic

by baileycook April 14, 2006

Catastic

Used to describe something thats freaking amazing

That party last night was Catastic !

by Gunt123 March 11, 2012

Plantastic

Short for a 'Fantastic Plan'

awwwww yeaaaaa that's plantastic!

by J Bloggz August 15, 2011

chavtastic

Type of sad person that knows nothing about cars.

Usually finds underage girls attractive and boasts about his underage conquests.

Causes agruments whenever possible.

Has no sense of taste or decency

He's having a chavtastic moment!!

by Ben 'Nemesis' Martin January 10, 2008