Clamstamp

When a woman acts as if she is going to perform oral sex while her partner is horizontal, and she instead frog-jumps to place her vagina on the partner’s face.

“It was getting hot, but then Stephanie clamstamped me.”

by Neurorockstar September 3, 2019

Clamstache

The act of sticking your finger into a woman’s vagina and then smearing it above her upper lip like it’s a mustache.

She called me a jerk and left after I gave her a greasy, smelly clamstache.

by BluLaura July 24, 2024