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n. the delectable mollusc residing between a woman's legs that men enjoy sticking their penises into. They are similar to actual clams living in the ocean, but the pearl must be inserted physically by male ejaculation. They may come clean shaven or covered in sea grass. I prefer mine tight, polished and juicy.
(Guys drive by woman walking on sidewalk)
(Guy in shotgun whistles, woman turns away disgusted)
Guy: *Bites knuckle and groans* that bitches clam was HELLA HUNGRY!
(Guy in shotgun whistles, woman turns away disgusted)
Guy: *Bites knuckle and groans* that bitches clam was HELLA HUNGRY!
by cygnus-x1-hemispheres April 01, 2009
by Stormteddy August 06, 2011
by effyxstonem April 20, 2009
Wheldon thinks he plays like Bird, but he keeps honking out clams.
Letitia hit a clam with her oboe during the Surprise Symphony.
Letitia hit a clam with her oboe during the Surprise Symphony.
by Cap'n Bullmoose June 16, 2008
Verb.
An assertion of dominance or act of revenge where a woman crouches down over someone who is asleep or passed out so that her genitalia touches their face. The female equivalent of teabagging.
An assertion of dominance or act of revenge where a woman crouches down over someone who is asleep or passed out so that her genitalia touches their face. The female equivalent of teabagging.
"Jane is really mad at John for being a drunken jackass tonight."
"Yeah, I know. She said she's clamming him when he passes out."
"Deserved."
"Yeah, I know. She said she's clamming him when he passes out."
"Deserved."
by Katy with a "y" December 01, 2011