Learned to play the clarinet at school

Gives fantastic blowjobs

So how is Jill at giving you a BJ, John?

Oh, she totally learned to play the clarinet at school.

by lscamander November 5, 2012

learned the clarinet at school

also known to be "I give a fantastic blowjob"

John: ...learned the clarinet at school *smiles*

by itssherlockbitchezzz November 3, 2012

Learned the Clarinet at School

I give a fantastic blowjob.

Dude: Mary, why should I date you?
Mary: Because I learned the clarinet at school

by dudeinasock November 3, 2012

Solo on the Devil's Clarinet

The PC Christian term for male masturbation, as referenced in American Dad.

Stan: Not once have I played a solo on the Devil's Clarinet.

by SpyderNinja June 18, 2009

Clarinet

An instrument, but also used as a women's name

Aliza: for the band recitle i will be playing a clarinet

Tristan: I knew a bitch named clarinet

by Tri Tri's girlfriend August 7, 2018

Clarinate

Clarinate Claryngitis Clarinathaniel (with a British accent) Clarindaniel (also with a British accent) Clarinatalia Clarinatricia Claringytia AlbertsEn

Look, it's Clarinate!
Oh no, he has Clarinitis 🅱!

by reichertag September 18, 2019

Caminsky's Law

Caminsky's Law states that once a B-tier simp gets broken up with he must date the next girl he meets

"Why is Spencer dating that random girl? Claire broke up with him yesterday."

"Oh you know, Caminsky's Law so he had to date her right away."

by basil adder May 16, 2021