Henry Clay

A hot piece of history sex. Known for his 4 failed runs for the presidency and his amazing ability to form compromises in a pig-headed congress. Responsible for the Missouri Compromise and the Compromise of 1850, which in fact DELAYED the Civil War for 10 years, giving the North time to grow strong enough to defeat the south, meaning Clay is the reason slavery no longer exists. Not related to the devil. A cult favorite of AP US history students. And hot. Did we mention hot?

Henry Clay is my homeboy.

Compromise me, Clay!

by kurt's bane October 31, 2007

Hardened Clay

Usually meaning Terracotta

"Hey george look at that hardened clay"
"You melt me"

by georgenotclothed February 1, 2021

Clayer

One with large well shaped breasts who is not afraid to show them off

"the knockers on her! and she's a total clayer!'

by MalteaserLove August 18, 2009

Clay Puppington

A character from the discontinued adult swim show Moral Orel. Fucking evil, but also a dilf.

“I think Clay Puppington is kinda hot.”
“You’re mentally ill. Get help.”

by MysteriousStalker8989 December 4, 2021

Clayhorn

To over-promise and under-deliver. Untimely delivery.

Eunice: "I was told my shipment of adult underwear would get here on Tuesday... Well, it's Friday and guess what? No Underwear!"

Timmy: "I can't believe that Grandma, they fucking Clayhorned you again!"

by AMP25 January 14, 2008

clag bag/s

A clag bag is the scrotum which contains the CLAG NUTS. These nuts contain the clag. CLAG is a gooey spoof like substance, mainly used whilst at school to glue pictures or cuttings into a scrap book. Through the adolescent years of learning to toss off, one notes the similarity of the jism to the viscosity of clag glue. Thus, the term for the common ball bag is morphed into the term CLAG BAG.

Jenny told me.... 'Jack Off is a real sly cunt. He grabbed my tit, so I kicked him fair in the fucking CLAG BAG/S (scrotum)'

by QPump August 6, 2011

Henry Clay

An important figure in American History who never seems to die. Many say he is still alive today.

Person 1: Oh my God! Osama Bin Laden is dead!!
Person 2: But.. but... where will Henry Clay hide then?!

by bkue May 31, 2011