Ciuc

A Ciuc is a mythological animal almost as rare as an unicorn. In appearance he resembles a dark-haired Yeti. It is very often mistaken for BigFoot or even an urban monkey mostly because of the hair covering nearly 100% of his body. It's prime characteristic is the poor eyesight and huge libido. Many people claim to have seen him, yet nobody has any memory regarding their interaction with this creature. The only thing they remember is waking up in a dark forest with an extreme trembling of their booty hole and the vague smell of chloroform which is thought to be mass produced by this creature's armpits.

"He used to look like a total ciuc before he shaved."

by Rambo1664 September 7, 2013

Cincinnati Yuengling

A Cincinnati Yuengling is where the waiter serving a draft beer brewed in another country, state or city takes the tip of his penis and rubs it around the rim of the glass to a patron who is disparaging the local craft beers

Tony didn't like the customer saying his micro brewery beer sucked so he took his penis out and gave him a Cincinnati Yuengling

by KFWA August 6, 2014

Cincinnati beef patty

1. The amorphous putty-like shit that sometimes accompanies Natty Splatties.

2. a. The activity of choice in White Trash scat porn. b. The White Trash analog to a Cleveland Steamer.

1. Johnson felt like splurging this weekend. He passed up his usual PBR and Beast Ice and indulged in some high quality Natural Light. After drinking about 30 he passed out next to Tami-Lynn. Upon waking the next morning he felt a rampage in his bowels. Instead of running to the toilet (it was too far) he proceed to turn on his windows 98 & webcam and leave a fresh Cincinnati beef patty on Tami-Lynn's chest. She was pleased. They then sold the cinematic masterpiece to RedTube for about $30, where the video still remains to this day under the "Wild and Crazy" section.

2. Darryl consumed too much natty light last night. Not surprisingly he awoke the next day with the natty splatties. After discharging most of the liquid, he decided to be productive with the rest of the contents of his bowels and leave a nice Cincinnati beef patty on Brandy.

by monstertruckdriver February 13, 2014

Cincinnati Roundabout

When two people are in a heated argument, but neither is talking about the same thing.

John and Harold have both been sleeping with karren. When John confronted Harold about dipping in his sauce, Harold began yelling at john taunting him with the delicious sauce. John was referring to Harold sleeping with Karren, while Harold was referring to the delicious bottle of ranch in the fridge. They are both arguing about different things, Classic Cincinnati Roundabout!

by Harrison_P_Thatcher June 4, 2014

Cincinnati Handshake

This is when a man while shaking your one hand also grabs and shakes your dick and balls with his other hand.

I was at Tilden the other night and this guy gave me a Cincinnati Handshake. I said "it's time to go" and we all left.

by DJRanderson March 31, 2016

Cincinnati Swan Dive

Highly dangerous sexual maneuver performed when a man is engaged in the doggy style position at the the edge of a balcony. Suddenly and in one motion he grabs her by both arms, climaxes, and thrusts her off the balcony full force while showering her with semen as she falls.

Since her Cincinnati Swan Dive and the damage done to the left side of her brain, Deborah cannot speak and has been eating out of a straw.

by Van Jermaine October 12, 2016

Cincinnati Platter

Combines best of both worlds...a golden shower and cleveland steamer performed simultaneously. This will satisfy the biggest of appetites.

Dom went to visit KB in DC and unbeknownst to him she was planning to perform a Cincinnati Platter, he enjoyed it immensely.

by WhoDey10 January 16, 2010