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CISCO Slice

The action of slitting your wrists and using the blood to short out your computer because you’re so bored in your CISCO networking class.
If I read one more thing about NVRAM, routers, or packets I’m totally going to pull a CISCO slice.
by MIKE March 24, 2005
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ciscotastic

The art of being trained in CISCO. One is ciscotastic by becoming a CCNA or has endured at least one year of Cisco Hell. When one is ciscotastic, one has the right to deem other objects ciscotastic.
Your Ciscotastic. Age of Empires is really fuckin ciscotastic.
by Andrew October 11, 2004
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Cisco-Green

1) adj. - The color that Cisco Systems makes all of it's rack mount-able networking equipment. Darker than Seafoam, but lighter than Hunter.
2) n. - The amount of income one brings in as a result of a Cisco Systems certification.
1)
<Fly-Ass_Mofo_1> Man, I want a cisco-green suit...
<Fly-Ass_Mofo_2> Dude, that'd be Awesome in a Can!

2)
<Rich-Ass_Mofo> w00t! I just passed my CCIE!
<Poor-Ass_Mofo> Bro, you gotta gimme a piece o' that cisco-green...
by Vorondil December 3, 2004
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Cisco

Venkatanarasimharajuvaripeta: I work at Cisco
Bob: Yeah we know you because you're a designated shitting street using pajeet
by krohaaan February 22, 2017
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Cisco

1.)Someone who is fun and crazy. Most people think is Cisco Ramon from flash. Most Cisco’s are funny and most people like them.

2.) Are funny and crazy around people but when alone they are super bored and are just a mess
We should hang with Cisco this dude funny

You’re a second Cisco 🤦 ♂️😂
by 🐰🤙🏼 November 18, 2019
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Cisco Systems

n. - A Fortune 500 company that engineers, and manufactures internetworking solutions (i.e. - Routers, Switches, Access Servers, etc'). By developing highly functional, configurable, and scaleable hardware and software, The Internet is run nearly exclusively by Cisco Systems equipment. However, due to inadequate competition, knowing how to configure alternative networking equipment (i.e. - Baystack) is of little use in the job market. With this in mind, Cisco introduced the Cisco Networking Academy in which students learn the basics of computer networking all the way up to advanced WAN configuration. Using this Vertical Integration model, Cisco has virtually clenched it's monopoly in it's sector of the IT industry.
Step-1: Design new Router
Step-2: Educate IT professionals on configuring said Router.
Step-3: Require said professionals to re-certify every three years.
Step-4: During re-certification period, design new Router.

Repeat Steps 2-4 until world domination is achieved.

See Also: Catch 22, CiscOwned, and Cisco-Green
by Vorondil December 3, 2004
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cisbor

A really boring cisgender person who could kill you with how fucking lame they are
girl 1: 'omg did you see Elon Musk's newest tweet?'
girl : 'yes i did he is such a fucking cisbor'
by i cum in mcdonalds January 13, 2022
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