Cisternino

To have one's testicles ripped off, forcefully shoved down ones throat as one is being disemboweled and forced to watch re-runs of Saved By the Bell while slowly dying in agony.

This guy got in a car wreck last night and totally got Cisterninoed. It was pretty fucked up.

by jewbear21 December 20, 2009

Crisler

A man that makes all other men seem like worthless assholes. He has a big heart, but an even bigger dick. A pure romantic, that makes all the girls sigh. A trustworthy individual.

I wish my boyfriend paid attention to me, I wish he was a Crisler!

My man doesn't satisfy me physically or emotionally, he is so not a Crisler.

Damn girl I'm horny. Let's go look for a Crisler!

by Kdizzlefizzlefizzlefizzle June 23, 2016

Cistern Terrorist

When a person removes the lid of the toilet Cistern and deposits their waste, and puts the lid back on. This leads to a very terrible smell and a even more dirty toilet after a few days.

"Oh damn, whats that smell?"
"Theres been a Cistern Terrorist in here!"

by arcynum June 24, 2008

Cister

A transgenders friend that is a cis woman

As a cister I went to Trans Pride with the girls!

by Lsears March 12, 2019

Cisternino

A very angry Pizon who curses and says Fuck after every other word. Usually can't be seen in the woods due to mass amounts of camo and stealth like skills.

Fuckin shit. What the fuck, fucking Fuck! Thats a Cisternino.

by Whispering Dr. unk March 30, 2009

jacob cisneros

a badass motha fucka who has game and a wierd sence of humor with a little charm.

hey did u see dat foul he's a jacob cisneros

by pompodour January 20, 2009

Alexandra Cisneros

is a person who is defined as normal weird but can be a great friend with awesome straight teeth

Alexandra cisneros likes to hump people

by Someone1234 August 8, 2012