cisler

(v) When a big greasy snot, in various stages of congealment, gets entangled in ones ungroomed, shaggy heap of pubic hair. This is frequently the result of blowing ones nose in the shower, but can occur wherever water activities, nudity and nose blowing coincide.

(n) A caked up boogie that is ensared & then enmashed in ones muff.

1. While at the nude section of the beach, everyone was staring at me. Originally I though they were all impressed with my endowment. Then, to my disappointment, and to the disgust of others, I realized that I had cislered.

2. My girlfiend vomited when we were being intimate. She gagged, she said I had a cisler, then ran to the bathroom.

by Luftwaffe November 2, 2004

Andrew cisneros

Andrew Cisneros is the best friend you could ever ask for, he’s tall, he’s nice and he also has a nice cock

“Yo did you hear about Andrew Cisneros fucking that bitch last night”

by Jhhfc February 23, 2021

Crisler's Law

The law of averages that states that sooner or later in a reason-minded discussion about the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, someone will attempt to refute the entire discussion or argument with a statement equivalent to "But we're talking about four mutant ninja turtles living in a sewer!"

With no leg to stand on in the ninja turtle debate, Jerry invoked Crisler's Law.

by Kevin Laird December 27, 2011

cistern

a large water storage tank usually filled by roof water run off from rains.

cisterns were usally found at rural farm houses with tin roofs.

by jacus July 27, 2009

Cistern Job

The act of removing the lid off the back of the toilet and planting a stool in the cistern to spite an ememy. The easiest way is for the perpetrator to perch with their feet on the toilet seat and poo directly into the cistern. Often seen as one step further than a 'reverse kanga' or 'crocodile skiddy' as everytime the victim attempts to flush the toilet to rid it of its contents it refills from the cistern with a cruel mix of poo and water. Particularly effective as it is often not noticable straight away as there is no actual poo in the bowl but fills up over time making it hard to find out who did it.

My mother-in-law is such a bitch. I am going to teach her a lesson and perform a revenge cistern job in her toilet.

by fish03 July 14, 2009

cisneros

1. awesomeness is hardly contain in these individuals therefore, it spills through out his way.

2. excellence is the signature of everything they do.

3. is a name given to all the amazing people in this world.

4. Cisneros tracks its origins from Spain and therewith, makes these individuals very capable of love, communicate with their partners (quality very rare to find this days), strong, independent, awesome in bed...etc.

5. the question remains...is the world ready for such a perfect creature?

6. hard to find but, ones you do...don't let go!

it is Cisneros!...."say no more"

by thysource April 18, 2010

cisterhood

Group that includes all biological women born with vaginas. Transwomen are excluded.

Tonya is bitter because as a transwoman, she can never be part of the cisterhood.

by Larry the Lover August 10, 2017