An act where several individuals (usually male) masturbate in a circle (hence, circle jerk). This group activity was first practiced and invented in Australia.
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When you and your homies are hangin out and your all bored and horny.so,you all take off your clothes and jack-off your rock hard dicks together until you all bust those big fuckin loads.
by 10"TITO March 22, 2008
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Circumferization has some positive and negative political, cultural, economic, and ethical consequences to flat earthers.
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Get the circumferization mug.A Circlejerk, as it relates to politics, is when a group of people with the same political ideology "discuss" political topics. The resulting discussion is completely pointless due to the group already having the same ideas. The participants usually have not had a political discussion with one of the opposing political side and make absurd generalizations about the opposite side, demonizing them as much as possible. It is impossible for one of the opposing views to join in the activity because that would defeat the purpose of the activity.
Jerkoff 1: So uh... America fucking sucks.
Jerkoff 2: Yeah, man, it's run by a literal Nazi. Like... worse than Hitler.
Jerkoff 1: Totally, and it has like... a billion school shootings every month.
Jerkoff 3: Yeah, man.
Normal Person: Do you really think Trump is *worse* than Hitler?
Jerkoff 2: Fuck off, racist.
Jerkoff 3: That man is such a low-IQ bigot. Like, did he really just ask that question?
Jerkoff 1: I know, man. Anyone with a brain knows that Trump is like... worse than Super Hitler.
Normal Person: Ugh... can't win against idiots during their circlejerk.
Jerkoff 2: Yeah, man, it's run by a literal Nazi. Like... worse than Hitler.
Jerkoff 1: Totally, and it has like... a billion school shootings every month.
Jerkoff 3: Yeah, man.
Normal Person: Do you really think Trump is *worse* than Hitler?
Jerkoff 2: Fuck off, racist.
Jerkoff 3: That man is such a low-IQ bigot. Like, did he really just ask that question?
Jerkoff 1: I know, man. Anyone with a brain knows that Trump is like... worse than Super Hitler.
Normal Person: Ugh... can't win against idiots during their circlejerk.
by Radical Conservative June 4, 2019
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Usually measured in what you can touch when you put your arms around a girl.
1 = Upper Arms
2 = Elbows see elbow theory
3 = Fore arms
4 = Hands
5 = Nothing
Usually measured in what you can touch when you put your arms around a girl.
1 = Upper Arms
2 = Elbows see elbow theory
3 = Fore arms
4 = Hands
5 = Nothing
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