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circumjerk 

(1) To be impolite, unpleasant or rude to one person so that they will be impolite, unpleasant or rude to another.

(2) To make someone unhappy by being a douche to one or all their friends.
I just circumjerked Tom by pissing off his girlfriend. He's not getting any tonight!

Jeff tried to circumjerk me the other day by being an asshole to Michaela, but I know better.
circumjerk by MIRECOURT January 8, 2013
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circlejerklism 

When some faggot journalist writes their negative story and you write your negative story citing theirs.
"The Rolling Stone article on James O'keefe is nothing more than a classic circlejerklism"

by rekietalaw February 21, 2023
circlejerklism by Another Fate February 21, 2023

Circlejerk

A group discussion or activity between like-minded individuals that validates mutual biases or goals in a non-confrontational environment.
Church camp was such a circlejerk.
Circlejerk by mcgerkins June 17, 2011

mexican circlejerk 

A group of either Mexican born but grown up in the USA (resident or undocumented) or second generation Mexican Americans who are unnecessarily patriotic. When they’re by themselves, you can carry on a normal conversation, but when too many gather in a group setting, they start to randomly shout out the Mexican State or City they’re from regardless of its relevant to what is being discussed. This habit tends to worsen if it’s being posted to any social media
*Walking around holding phone live streaming on Snap*
-Ey! Puro Nayarit!

*guy sitting at table*
-Puro Palestina!

-spectator on phone,that’s the 4th time he’s said that, we get it, we all know where your from, what a Mexican circlejerk
mexican circlejerk by WhyYouMad? September 19, 2019

circumference 

When you're coming and the chick is kneeling and spins in a circle underneath you, such that you create a cir-cum-ference on her body.
After she went down on my last night, I gave her not just a pearl necklace but a full circumference!

ass circumference 

The circumference of that ass is always 69.8cm

circlejerk

To kneel in a circle with others and pleasure oneself. Also refers to a pompous, self-congratulatory discussion where little to no progress is made.
1. "I just walked in on a circlejerk yesterday; it was terrible!"
2. "Did you catch that board meeting? Man, what a circlejerk!"
circlejerk by anti-racist May 17, 2003