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Keep it Circumcised

Josh: We are going up to Queens to see the Mets - Sox game. You coming?
Ari: Can I bring my roommate?
Josh: Sorry man, we're gonna keep it circumcised.
by hipsterjew March 9, 2010
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circumsized

When the fore skin of a penis has been cut off
Circumsized dicks look like mushrooms
by FlyAway July 22, 2011
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cuban circumcision

Taking a cigar cutter to the Tim of a penis to get rid of the foreskin.
Fidel got one of those Cuban circumcision yesterday. He was waddeling to work today.
by Blackanddeckerpeckerwrecker January 14, 2017
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Mexican circumcision

When you’re climbing a fence or wall and snag your foreskin causing it to get ripped off.
My friend had a Mexican circumcision when trying to hop the border.
by ScoobyS December 5, 2019
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full body circumcision

The action of circumcising not just the foreskin, but all the skin on the body. Mainly occurs between married couples when times are tough.
Robert: "Hey is that Tommy?"
Alec: "No, Tommy died from his full body circumcision ritual"
by BigJ2246 March 11, 2018
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Self explanatory.

Dave: Ready to shoot off?
Nick: Yep. Let's head off, like a bad circumcision.
Dave: Ready to shoot off?
Nick: Yep. Let's head off, like a bad circumcision.
by RandyRhoads84 June 23, 2021
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circumsized

Circumsized is stupid mispelling of circumcised thus cutting out the Latin word's meaning: cut around. It is the surgical cutting away of the foreskin that covers the head of the penis. It takes 15 or 20 minutes to do. It usually is done shortly after birth in a hospital or clinic or doctor's office; 90% of all American infant boys are circumcised. A local anesthesia is used now. There is no pain. (Please don't believe anticirc statistics and distortions. They worship the prepuce/foreskin.)

A bris (covenant) for Jewish infants happens on the 8th day, the beginning of a new week, symbolic of the beginning of a new life under God. Circumcision can be practiced later at the beginning of manhood among African tribes and South Korean, Filipino, and Polynesian adolescents. Muslims have their boys circumcised at birth or later. It must be done before marriage. They emphasize hygiene. It is not really a religious event for them.

Adolescent and adult men, who admire the circumcised penis, also have it done, especially if their foreskin is too tight or they have recurrent infections there. It takes about 45 minutes under general anesthesia. Since Jesus was circumcised on the 8th day Roman Catholics celebrate it on that date. (January 1 or 2.. Many Christians honor Jesus by being circumcised both physically and an in the heart or soul.
I was circumsized on the second day after my birth. My mom and dad were right about it. When I grew up I found the right spelling. I don't have to clean up the residue urine, itch, and cheese under that foreskin twice a day. I have heard that the smell is really terrible. My wife likes mine especially for oral sex. As for "sized," just look at my German helmet--all purple or red. What a glans blooming when it could have been strangled by a tight prepuce.
by Ivy League 82 October 6, 2009
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