But Chutney

The creamy, tangy substance that is produced seconds after your dad fists you powerfully and deeply. The brown colour comes from abandoned dinglesprogs ( dollops left behind post-wipe) however the texture is provided by the loving fathers sex juice

Wow! My dads knuckles are covered in but chutney!

by The But Custard Connoisseur December 24, 2021

Chutney

Arse/Ass. Usually (but not exclusively) used when talking about homosexuality or anal sex. More often applicable to males, but can also be used with females.

Conor takes it up the chutney.

by Jeb O'Fallon November 21, 2016

Chutney

A human dildo that prefers anal sex, dates lesbians for fun, and enjoys incest on the sidelines.

Carl: Stop being a chutney you stole that poor lesbian girl's virginity
Tom: Well she was asking for it
Carl: Fine I forgive you however, it's gonna be awkward next time you have a family reunion with you're cousins.

by Bumble fuack April 17, 2017

Chutney

The juices of a dirty woman who does wash her sexual region.

"Wow Tory was pumping out some rotten chutney while she was working my luncheon".

by Lubicater April 9, 2005

chutney factory

Your butt hole

This curry is so spicy it's going to put my chutney factory into overdrive

by (•) (•) June 5, 2017

Chutney Farmer

Someone who likes to dig around in ass holes

Bobby: Dave, beware of that lad over there! He's a right Chutney Farmer...

by Greg_the_Smeg February 7, 2019

chutney ferret

Someone who frequents the arse region of another fellow. A chap who has an overwhelming hunger for bum chutney. A general prober of the male anus.

Once Jake had finished watching his DVD box set of Dancing on Ice, he popped round to Julian's house for a peppermint tea. What a chutney ferret.

by bumchutney February 9, 2013