The creamy, tangy substance that is produced seconds after your dad fists you powerfully and deeply. The brown colour comes from abandoned dinglesprogs ( dollops left behind post-wipe) however the texture is provided by the loving fathers sex juice
by The But Custard Connoisseur December 23, 2021

Arse/Ass. Usually (but not exclusively) used when talking about homosexuality or anal sex. More often applicable to males, but can also be used with females.
Conor takes it up the chutney.
by Jeb O'Fallon November 21, 2016

Carl: Stop being a chutney you stole that poor lesbian girl's virginity
Tom: Well she was asking for it
Carl: Fine I forgive you however, it's gonna be awkward next time you have a family reunion with you're cousins.
Tom: Well she was asking for it
Carl: Fine I forgive you however, it's gonna be awkward next time you have a family reunion with you're cousins.
by Bumble fuack April 16, 2017

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by Greg_the_Smeg February 7, 2019

Someone who frequents the arse region of another fellow. A chap who has an overwhelming hunger for bum chutney. A general prober of the male anus.
Once Jake had finished watching his DVD box set of Dancing on Ice, he popped round to Julian's house for a peppermint tea. What a chutney ferret.
by bumchutney February 9, 2013
