chutney

a gorgeous chunky woman

That Dawn French is a fabulous bit of chutney

by Anonymous April 25, 2003

chutney

1. Adj. Complete and utter.

2. Idiot, dick.

1. I don't like him much. He strikes me as a chutney fool.

2. What a chutney!

by Davo March 3, 2004

Chutney

The gore created when you destroy a monster in a video game.

I left piles of chutney on that level

by the missing coffeecup December 20, 2018

Chutney

Ben Neubert. Chutney is a common nickname to refer to Ben, a nickname which he inherited due to his cranberry chutney crafting abilities

Hey Chutney, are you going to Applebee’s after service?

by Bobby_benny October 4, 2021

Chutney

One of many scrabble words you playdown that no one knows what it means.

See also Jam.

Chutney - and I win.

by MoneyPrinter November 25, 2025

chutney factory

Your butt hole

This curry is so spicy it's going to put my chutney factory into overdrive

by (•) (•) June 5, 2017

Chutney Farmer

Someone who likes to dig around in ass holes

Bobby: Dave, beware of that lad over there! He's a right Chutney Farmer...

by Greg_the_Smeg February 7, 2019