churchese

Words that are common within the church setting and are familiar to only those who attend church.

"Jim was speaking in churchese and I had no idea what he meant."

by Lin Coleson January 21, 2008

churched

It's kinda like you got served except its much better. Because no one really likes the church, when you get churched, you got dissed and nobody likes you.

Damn man!, that sucka emcee just got churched!

by crash landon October 10, 2004

Churchislators

Churchislators is a legislative body that believes in legislating morality as their specific religion dictates, even though these laws will affect those whom do not hold the same beliefs.

Churchislators in Utah meet every year with officials from the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints in order to get the churches opinion on certain "hot button" issues.

by Arule March 11, 2010

churched out

you've gone to curch waaaaay to much !

"No thanks Bouve, I don't want to go to church with you today -- I'm all churched out from catholic school."

by Samantha Davis June 18, 2007

Churched

When someone disses you to prove they are morally better person than you, and occassionally left in awe

Anton: "What makes you think you so hot fool?"
Leroy: "Oh don't give me that shit, you don't see me gangbanging or doing drugs, I volunteer at the shelter on my days off and give my homeless homies my old clothes and things. What do you do all week? Smoke weed, bang hookers, sleep on a couch all fucking day, evaluate your priorities fool!.
Anton: "..."
Gerald: "Anton, you just got churched!"

by RaiRaijinn November 23, 2016

Churched Up

Churched Up refers to anything or anyone that presents themselves as being better than they really are. It can also refer to over exposure either by the media or by advertisement. Loosely derived from getting dressed up to go to church, or believing that going to church makes you appear as being a better person than you really are.

"Britney Spears is so churched up, we all know she's really just a busted red-neck!"

"Crystal Pepsi has to be one of the most churched up products in history"

"Everytime I turn the TV on I hear about "Brangelina", they are so F'in Churched!"

by Brent M. June 11, 2006

Churched

Overly intoxicated, drunk beyond recognition. So wasted that you cannot hold a simple conversation.

Dude, I can't remember. I was churched!

by ka.ra September 26, 2010