cumstain

Whats left on your boxers after you download pron.

I woke up the next morning and the sheets were stuck to my cumstains!!!1

by big joe April 26, 2003

christain

A wrong way to spell christian.

you spelled christian wrong.

by Keith April 7, 2004

chastain

A female athlete stripping in celebration after an important sports play. From soccer player hottie Brandi Chastain, who peeled off her jersey top and fell to her knees with fists clenched after her game-winning penalty kick against China in the 1999 FIFA Women's World Cup.

'After clinching Silver at Beijing, gymnast Alicia Sacramone pulled a chastain in the heat of the moment when she slid her leotard off her shoulder to flash a breast at a nearby TV camera.'

by DeMenthe December 3, 2009

the cursed cumstain

after getting it good you pull out before you finish. then ritually kiss her forehead and chant made up shit before busting one on her face. then with your finger you rearrange the cum to look like an anigram or something cultic. then you slap her in the face because she is evil. you then scream like a girl and call her cursed.

bonus points: if Iron Maiden's "number of the beast" is in the background playing

guy 1:"bro, she had it, she had the cursed cumstain."

guy 2: " bro, you gave it to her.

guy 1: it still counts...it was evil

by mascow July 26, 2016

chumstache

a mustache composed of fresh jism from the dingaling

this halloween I shall adorn her with a thick chumstache prior to our entrance at the office costume party

by Lord Welted Nutbanger October 6, 2011

Chastained

The act of getting run over, used up, doored, walled or moved intentionally in a NASCAR event by a fellow competitor

Kyle Busch got Chastained at Richmond this past weekend as the Ross Chastain don't give a f*ck tour made its stop at the race track.

by C0linC August 16, 2022

Christain

Gorgeous. Hard to read. The typical "bad boy." Says he likes you then the next day doesn't even look at you. Next day he stares at you constantly and you're thinking to yourself WHAT DO YOU WANT because You don't know what else to do when he stares. Makes you blush. Don't get lost into his intense hazel eyes. Then you won't know what to do after that.

"Why is Christain staring at me?"
Friend: "idk"

by Jedi master November 11, 2013