Chuftyman

A person who is generally rubbish at life and a waste of space.

"Is Harry coming out tonight?"

"Nah he's a chuftyman"

by boomblesquat December 15, 2011

chuffy

A 49 year old train driver who wears a train drivers hat, has a moustash and is Big G's imaginary friend.

here comes chuffy in his train. Look Waj is having lessions.

by waj January 15, 2004

chuffly

1. Possessive of dusty or dry nature, esp. in reference to airborne particulate matter.

2. Describing the curiously perverted feeling derived from reading the kind of United States history textbooks whose authors fail to recognize their sacred patriotism for the pitifully misplaced tribalism it actually is.

1. Walking the southwest road out from Detroit, destined for Gary, I breathed shallow gulps of chuffly, tortured air and gagged on my terminal misfortune.

2. As a child I suffered through many chuffly evenings pondering such blisteringly dull questions as 'was the Civil War fought primarily on economic grounds, or were humanitarian concerns a significant factor?'

by snaab May 15, 2005

Chufty

A combination of cubby, buff, and hefty used only to describe truly obease and horrid things.

Woah, I'd never date that heffer! She's chufty!

by new age tears March 9, 2004

chufty

The act of give it a tug

I was viweing pornography the other day so i decided to have a chufty.

by chuftyman May 13, 2005

chufty

A combination of chubby and fat. It's a person who is not obese, but is chubby/has puppy fat

that girl over there is proper chufty.
you're a right chufty one.

by AKay July 22, 2012

Chuffy

A tall, smelly, hairy and most masculine looking woman. Most commenly found in the cheapest bars drinking bitter.

"Shit man! how much did you drink last night? I saw the Chuffy in the kichen this morning!"

by Dominic January 9, 2004