chud

1. a joyful little penis that looks like santa clause: fatter than it is tall
2. a small dog that humps anything humpable

1. i never climax with georgie as a result of his cute little chud

2. lucy ya damn chud, get the fuck off of my arm

by ella January 20, 2004

chud

a penis that is 4 times wider than it is long, related to the chode, chod, and the chob

"Wow he has a really fat chud"
"What a chud"
"He needs some chud pants"

by Chodepants December 13, 2004

chud

noun, used to describe snow that builds up in wheel wells of cars during winter.

After driving on the snowy roads, I had to kick the chud out from underneath my car.

by ChudKicker February 11, 2007

chud

a small fat dick

lutz sucks on chuds while getting analed by a penguin

by gyoop April 3, 2009

chud

1. a word for semen left in a dirty condom.

Hey look someone left a dirty condom on the ground, they must be saving it to make chud babies!

by carusolapp June 6, 2005

chud

The only definition of this word: Old semen that has been sitting a condom for an extended period of time.

Jesus christ man, you've got chud all over the place, this house really needs to be cleaned!!!

by BIG FAT party animal April 17, 2006

chud

a fat turd that is wider than it is longer

How you like it if you had to walk into the boys bathroom and see a big meaty chud staring you in the face

by y2hot February 10, 2007