A closeted gay man who can never get famous on his own so he lings to anyone more famous than him to be relevant.
Currently a man with his head so far kim kardashian ass his entire neck is covered in her shit
Currently a man with his head so far kim kardashian ass his entire neck is covered in her shit
by nst_nicole April 1, 2017
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by whattheshit January 20, 2015
Get the Chubalink mug.when you nut in a girls mouth you karate chop her in the throat and she makes the war cry of chubaka
by douglynasty April 24, 2009
Get the dirty chubaka mug.In Florida, the art of crossing 5+ lanes of traffic suddenly to exit the highway. Usually with no warning or signal to other drivers on the road. Moving from the far left fast lane to the exit lane in one smooth transition with no regard for the safety of themselves or other drivers. This driving tactic is actually not limited to Florida.
**Driver witnessing a car in front of him says to his passenger**
"Did you just see that guy in front of us?? He did a cuban roll right off the highway??"
**Driver to passenger**
"Hang on, I have to cuban roll or I'm going to miss the exit!"
See also: California Roll, Salmon Roll, Geriatric Roll
"Did you just see that guy in front of us?? He did a cuban roll right off the highway??"
**Driver to passenger**
"Hang on, I have to cuban roll or I'm going to miss the exit!"
See also: California Roll, Salmon Roll, Geriatric Roll
by NastyMcT August 21, 2009
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My girlfriend is a smoking hot betty but she won't put out. I had to smuggle my cuban all of last night.
by Clamitia Jones January 24, 2009
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