chronic masturbator

A person who masturbates more than 3 times a day, and cannot go a day with out masturbation.

Friend: Bro! did you hear that Johnny filled up a 2 little jar with cum.
you: ya I heard he is a chronic masturbator 1

by MexicanPog November 16, 2020

Chronic Dick Withdrawal

Chronic Dick Withdrawal is when you're forever thinking about having sex with your partner after a period of not having sex, eg: long distance relationship.
Dick withdrawal can lead to excessive horniness esp at nights. Dick withdrawals causes you to continuosly want to talk to your partner about the next time y'all will be fuckin. It's just all about sex.

I'm having chronic dick withdrawal baby, i can't wait to pop this pussy for you

by Sosbbbbb February 28, 2016

thot chronicles

The stories of a whore often told by that whore\thot.
The stories of a thot/whore's promiscuous or hoe-ish ways.

Bitch, Dont nobody wanna hear about your thot chronicles.

by Mimi The Thot-o-phobic November 3, 2014

Chrononaut

A time traveller, no less.

Hey, you know Zorg that lives in the flat around the corner? Ever wondered about his weird name? Well, it's because he's a Chrononaut from the future.

by Alex Richardson-Lee October 23, 2007

Chronic Bitch Disorder

A contageous disease cause by being a bitch all the time! When someone is a bitch out of nowhere.
Symptoms: being a bitch Everytime All the time.

Sarah: don't talk to alex! His being a bitch lately!!
Haley: I know! He has Chronic Bitch Disorder.

by Yagirlsb October 29, 2014

Chronic handheld check

To consciously and frequently check your pockets for your handheld when you realize you can't feel it or the weight of it in your pocket. PSPs', DSs', cellphones, iPods, etc.

Accompanied with this is Chronic handheld check panic where upon checking the pocket where it was thought to be, but not there one will then tense and begin to rapidly pat down all pockets.

-Paul and Micheal leave a party-

Paul: *Paul reaches into knee pocket and sighs breath of relief after feeling his Droid*

Micheal: "Damn man you just checked for your phone like 10 minutes ago"

Paul: "Sorry man, I must have Chronic Handheld Check or something cause I get a bit worried when I can't feel it, and this cost a lot of bread.

by Raylock August 19, 2010

Chronic Masturbation

A saying in The Walking Dead telltale game

You guys know i im here?
Chronic Masturbation!

by Bitter Bleach May 28, 2019