chronometer

A device for the telling or measurment of time; clock.

I put my new chronometer on the wall.

by Hellcry June 26, 2004

chrontrepreneur

See Chrontrepreneur Show Spelled Pronunciation krahn-truh-pruh-nur, -noor; Fr. krahn-truh-pruh-nœr, verb, noun

an individual who organizes and manages any high-scale marijuana (ie: chronic) enterprise, esp. a front business, usually with considerable initiative and riske but with high returns on a considerably smaller investment.

chrontrepreneur Ie: Mark Emery

by ...the true chronoisseur... September 19, 2009

Chronosexual

Not strictly bisexual but attracted to members of both genders depending on the time and situation. Behavior usually occurs when attempts to engage with the desired gender have failed. Typically examples include straight men who will go gay after a few drinks at a predominantly male venue; gay men who will embrace a girl because there is no better option i.e. other gay men in their presence; girls who kiss other girls for male attention.

Guy I: "Well, all the cute girls have left. Wanna fool around?"
Guy II: "Dude... sorry... not a chronosexual."
Guy I: "Man I'm way off schedule tonight."

by Rich Owl Rase August 12, 2009

chronokenesis

To manipulate time using powers not yet understood by western science. To slow, speed or freeze time

Using chronokenesis, dave slowed down time to finish his homework

by Jason Magicka November 1, 2006

chronorape

The act of procrastinating beyond all reasonable extremes, often involving the delaying/prevention of a certain event from taking place thus annoying a large group of people (the chronoraped) and taking away from them time which could have been used for something else.

Chrono - Greek: khronos, time.

Rape - Latin: verb rapere: to seize or take by force.

Innocent victim A : Hey man what you doing today?

Innocent victim B : Well, I was supposed to be going to play golf with that fucking wookie but so far ive been waiting six hours for him to buy some unicorn tears from www.spaffawayyourcash.com.

Innocent victim A : Christ on a bike, what have I told you about letting him chronorape you like that?

by Captain Billdad January 4, 2009

chocoretarded

The Apex of gay fashion gone wrong. Wardrobe is horrible and should be burned!

A person looks chocoretarded when their outfit does not match and they shop at the Gap.

by FRSHTM February 20, 2009

Chrondonesian

Slang term for chronic/marijuana. Used exclusively with high end buds like medical sativa, indica, and hybrid.

Hey dudes, I just got back from the dispensary. Want to 'moke some of that chrondonesian?

by Apprentice of Satan March 12, 2010