chronominating

The act in which a chronometer tells the time, act of keeping time.

The pilot said, "The Chronometer is chronominating..."

by militaryxxo June 27, 2008

chrondomaniac

Pronounced (kron-doh-may-nee-ack)
A slang term for weed or marijuana, but not just any weed. Chrondomaniac is another word for chronic; very potent, high grade marijuana, generally with red hairs in it, no seeds and high concentrations of white or opaque crystals (trichromes). Chrondomaniac is grown under perfect conditions which makes the THC (marijuana's active ingredient) level go through the roof.

Can also be plural.

Check out this chrondomaniac I picked up on today.
When are we gonna smoke some chrondomaniacs?!

by miSsyeSka September 27, 2011

chronoable

Kron-oh-uh-buh l
adjective
1. capable of kiteboarding in 5 knot winds because you own an Ozone Chrono kite.

"It's blowing 5 knots. It's Chronoable! I'll be on the water having fun in 10 minutes." This will be your daily posting online to social media after checking the wind speed at your favorite kiteboarding spot. It will drive your friends insane. They will first tell you that kiting in low winds is not fun. However after seeing how much fun you are having, they will get an Ozone Chrono and become a fellow Chronie and kiteboard everyday as soon as the winds hits 5 knots.

by Matanzas Inlet March 18, 2015

Chronomenudecidophobia

The fear of being in the scenario in which you’ve taken too much time looking at the menu to decide what you want to eat, to then suffer through eating the thing you ordered

Please let me read the menu before we go to the restaurant. I have Chronomenudecidophobia and don’t want to get caught in that awkward scenario where you're taking too long to look at the menu and the waiter comes over and you order out of politeness without giving it much thought and then you hate the thing you ordered but suffer through eating it because it's too late now

by GloriousBBQHoncho June 6, 2019

Cropbomb

The act of taking a picture that includes yourself and friends/family/loved ones, and hacking away at everyone else until only you are left in a picture suitable for use on a social network like Facebook. You can tell when a cropbomb has been performed because the extremities/remnants of the beloved may still be present.

(excerpt from a Facebook convo)
Jessica: hey Katie, nice pic! Is that someones hand on your waist?

Katie: yea it was my bf's

Mike (Katie's bf): wow really tho k?

Jake: #cropbomb

Mike: stfu Jake, and we're not on twitter you hashhole!

by LeGreat1 June 14, 2011

Chronomancy

The act of picking the best date to do something, typically through magical means.

Jeff used Chronomancy to decide when the chinese new year celebrations were to be held.

by pyrocracy May 17, 2019

chronomopista

When a guy takes ranch dressing and smears it on a girls butthole and licks it until he throws up and then the girl eats the throw up.

Judy: Hey, what did you do last night?
Louis: Not much. Just some chronomopista

by Serj Tanken June 15, 2009